My Resimay
To hoom it
mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job
what I saw in the paper.
I kin
Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a
counting.
I think I am good on the
fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee
seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies.
I no my spelling is not
too good but find that I Offen can get a
job wit my
persinalety.
My
salerery is open so we kin discus wat you
want to pay me and wat you think that I am
werth,
I kin start emeditely.
Thank yoo in advanse fore yore
anser..
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so
farr.
Sinseerly,
Bubba
PS:
Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a
pickture of me.
Employer's response:
Dear Bubba:
It's Okay honey ... We've got spell check.
See you tomorrow!
To hoom it
mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job
what I saw in the paper.
I kin
Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a
counting.
I think I am good on the
fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee
seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies.
I no my spelling is not
too good but find that I Offen can get a
job wit my
persinalety.
My
salerery is open so we kin discus wat you
want to pay me and wat you think that I am
werth,
I kin start emeditely.
Thank yoo in advanse fore yore
anser..
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so
farr.
Sinseerly,
Bubba
PS:
Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a
pickture of me.
Dear Bubba:
It's Okay honey ... We've got spell check.
See you tomorrow!
Ladies, don't even deny that you wouldn't hire this guy :P
Have a great Thursday :)